Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Happy Birthday Cheeta!

I couldn't believe it when I heard that Cheeta is alive and well and is the oldest chimp ever! I grew up watching Tarzan, which was staple viewing on Sunday mornings in NYC. Moms would cook a full blown breakfast and I would spend the entire morning in the lotus postion in front of the tube watching the canon of popular American films. Tarzan, Abbott and Costello, Vincent Price/Edgar Allen Poe, Hope and Crosby road flicks...pure magic! To this day I sign any cards I give to my folks as "Boy"

(Photo Credit: Signed autograph from a monkey movie star originally posted by Max Sparber)

Thursday, March 22, 2007

I am Sisyphys!












("Sisyphus" originally uploaded by Vidiot)


Dear All,

My life as a nursing student has usurped all of the time that isn't otherwise devoted to my wife, child, and to my day job as a social justice grantmaker. My apologies for allowing The Piltdown to go silent this long. I will try to post more but as reality strikes I will probably continue to be lame until the Summer.

Peace,
Noel

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Jay Wasco, Johnny Skilsaw, and the Swiss Army Bass!

I came across this posting on Boing Boing about a wonderful place in Los Angeles called Apex Electronics that specializes in cool space-age electronics and other assorted flotsam and jetsam. It got me thinking about an old friend who to me epitomizes the Piltdown Hoax / hacker ethic. I first met Jay Wasco at Giant studios in NYC. Giant was a sprawling rehearsal space that started in the 80's but is mostly remembered in the 90's (at a different location) as it played host to some well-known (Black 47 and White Zombie) but mostly unknown bands (like every band I was in!) Jay had a "luxury suite" filled literally to the knees with wiring and audio equipment and of course his signature Swiss Army Bass. A keyboard screwed onto a bass that he played hammer-on style with one hand and the keys with the other (check out the YouTube performance more vids here). When I heard what came out of Jay that day, my jaw dropped. It was the kind of performance that makes you want to give up playing. Jay paid the bills by recording people's demos and my band, October’s March, quickly enlisted his talents. Jay was not only a musical wiz but an engineering one, the kind of guy who would salvage a massive 2-inch recording console and rebuild it just because he can. In addition to the SAB, he's also created a sideshow of freak instruments!

Soon after, he moved out of Giant and into a small loft space in the garment district. OM spent an entire year recording our three-song-demo with Jay, not just because we were overindulgent (we were), nor because Jay was so inexpensive (will engineer for food!), but because we loved hanging out there (even with his ancient, decrepid cat!) Jay's band Johnny Skilsaw was a popular local band that featured the sonic assault that is Jay and the incredible drumming of the late Nick DiCorato. Nick was a great guy and his story is a heartbreaking one but thankfully his work is available to be appreciated. My band played one gig with JS but we mostly attended their gigs where, because their setup was so elaborate, we were cajoled into roadie work. The best time we ever roadied for them was on their incredible gig as part of the evening's entertainment at legendary producer Jack Douglas' wedding. It was held at the Hammerstein Ballroom and featured members of Aerosmith! That was a great night!

JS was a ferociously loud band. Where most concert goers belly up to the stage, the crowd at a JS show usually stepped back about four feet and were uniformly leaned back like trees after a nuclear test. Jay is a prolific musician who fronts several projects to cover his spacious musical tastes and Zappa-esque penchant for classically-tinged weirdness . His main work is with Skilsaw which he is reforming and will be opening for the new "supergroup" Army of Anyone which features former Filter frontman Richard Patrick and the DeLeo brothers of Stone Temple Pilots. He also does some corporate stuff. It's good to see Jay out there unleashing more of his outrageous creations. His website may be a web designer’s worst nightmare but it’s a wonderful trip through crazytown--lots of music and riches! It's also the first website that I have ever known to openly embrace the horizontal scroll! Rock on Jay!

(Photo credit: swiss_army_hand originally uploaded by sillydog)

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Last of the Neanderthals

Well if you're going to have a last stand I suppose Gibraltar makes for a very dramatic setting. It seems that some Neanderthal-like tools were discovered there and they date a mere 28,000 years ago. Which opens the possibility that homo sapiens spent thousands of years alongside their cousins! It's gettin' hard out there for a hominid!

Researchers Offer a New Date for Neanderthals’ Last Stand
By JOHN NOBLE WILFORD | New York Times

(Photo Credit: Ancestral Box Originally uploaded by Baggis)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

R.I.P. Mate



(Photo Credit: Krikey!_01 originally posted by Slick Vic)

Saturday, September 02, 2006

...This is your brain on God

Brain Scan Of Nuns Finds No Single 'God Spot' In The Brain, Study Finds
A new study at the Université de Montréal has concluded that there is no single God spot in the brain. In other words, mystical experiences are mediated by several brain regions and systems normally implicated in a variety of functions (self-consciousness, emotion, body representation).

Via
Science Daily

(photo Credit "Sparking Nunzilla" originally posted by T.A.G.)

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Google Map a Grave

I recently came across findagrave.com. They compile information on gravesites and cemetaries. It's got a very cool "celebrity" search tool. While I was looking up Miles Davis and Duke Ellington, who I knew were buried in my hometown of Da Bronx in Woodlawn Cemetary, I noticed that the records contained GPS coordinates and a Google map link. I then used the satellite view feature to get a cool birdseye view and discovered that they are buried a mere 47 feet from each other! Lots of famous and infamous are buried at woodlawn. A very cool place if you're into that sort of thing. An excellent use of google maps too!